Waitress in a low-cut leotard is in bar, gaining men's attention
Waitress: Beer! Candy! Forged backgrounds!
Al: How much would it be to get a background of a retired NFL player?
Waitress: $200.
Al: Rats, too expensive! What can I get for $1?
Waitress: The background of a shoe salesman from Illinois.
Al: Just give me some gum. Waitress departs I do not need a forged background; I can invent my own. My new name will be...Al unwraps gum...Bazooka Joe!
Jefferson: Good one. I can reinvent myself as...Jefferson looks at beer can...Anheuser Busch!
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