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Married... with Children, Season 6

Married... with Children (1987-1997) was an American sitcom, airing on the FOX network, about a dysfunctional family living in Chicago. more »

Waitress in a low-cut leotard is in bar, gaining men's attention

Waitress:
Beer! Candy! Forged backgrounds!

Al:
How much would it be to get a background of a retired NFL player?

Waitress:
$200.

Al:
Rats, too expensive! What can I get for $1?

Waitress:
The background of a shoe salesman from Illinois.

Al:
Just give me some gum. Waitress departs I do not need a forged background; I can invent my own. My new name will be...Al unwraps gum...Bazooka Joe!

Jefferson:
Good one. I can reinvent myself as...Jefferson looks at beer can...Anheuser Busch!

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