Peg: Come on, Al. Share with us what you care about.
(Al stands up)
Al: "I Care," by Al Bundy
When hooters jiggle around
And I find nickels on the ground
I care.
When a Mustang engine purrs
And the bathroom is not hers
I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound
And the wife is underground
I care.
But when I've been playing this for days
I will kill
Anyone who stays
I swear
(Al sits back down and buries his face in his hands)
Peg: ...And if you really want a scare
Check out his underwear
If you dare.
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