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[Mark is making a list of everything that Jez can consume.] Mark: Toilet paper, OK. Soap, OK. But not shower gel. And no razors. If you're poor, grow a beard. Tea Bags are allowed within limits. Jez: Limits? What Limits? Mark: No making a pie out of tea or anything weird. Jez: Look Mark, lay off, will you? The thing is... and, I keep meaning to tell you this, but, basically, a few years ago, mummy gave me a nest egg, and I kept on meaning to... invest, but it turns out, I've spent it. Mark: You ate your nest egg? You're meant to sit on your nest egg 'til it hatches, not eat it like some greedy mad chicken. Well, the solution's obvious: get a job! Jez: Yeah, fine, whatever, but it's difficult, you know? There just aren't that many media positions out there. That's the reality. Mark: So? Do something else. Get on your bike. Jez: I can't believe you're trying to make me get a job not in the media. You're such a bastard. Mark: You have to pay rent, Jeremy, that needs to happen. [Jez takes a sausage from Mark's plate] Mark: Put the sausage back! I'm deadly serious! Y-you never pay any rent - if you start stealing from me as well, that's it, you'll have to move out. This is the final straw! [Jez eats the sausage anyway] Jez: (Mmm... Delicious Cumberland final straw, dripping in onion gravy.)

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    In which movie does this quote appear: "I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by"?
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    B Love & Plutonium
    C Pulp Fiction
    D The Big Lebowski