Lloyd: So you really want to go to this pickford ranch?
Phil: Yeah, I do. You know, every time i start to feel like a normal kid from a normal family, something gets in the way...Like this.
Barbara: Sweetie, if you're concerned that your feet smell, just do what your dad does.
Lloyd: 1/2 hour in a vinegar soak, then dust 'em with cornmeal.
Phil: No, it's not the smell, mom. I'm talking about how people in this century have 5 toes. I have 4.
Lloyd: Ha ha! That's right!
Barbara: Oh, that's right. They won't lose their pinky toe for 75 years.
Lloyd: How do they walk with all those--
Barbara: (Silly Voice) Hello, I am a useless pinky toe. Someday, you will be born without me.
Phil: Come on, guys, i'm serious.
Pim: Okay, family, I don't have much time for chit chat. I need donations. Watches, necklaces, belt buckles, gold fillings. Don't be stingy. It's for a good cause. Thank you. Your donations are appreciated. I'm touched. Et cetera, et cetera.
Lloyd: Son, if you really want to go on this field trip, i'm gonna find a way to get you there.
Phil: Really?
Barbara: Lloyd...What are you gonna do, build him a falsie?
Lloyd: Yes.
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