Phil of the Future, Season 1

Lloyd:
So you really want to go to this pickford ranch?

Phil:
Yeah, I do. You know, every time i start to feel like a normal kid from a normal family, something gets in the way...Like this.

Barbara:
Sweetie, if you're concerned that your feet smell, just do what your dad does.

Lloyd:
1/2 hour in a vinegar soak, then dust 'em with cornmeal.

Phil:
No, it's not the smell, mom. I'm talking about how people in this century have 5 toes. I have 4.

Lloyd:
Ha ha! That's right!

Barbara:
Oh, that's right. They won't lose their pinky toe for 75 years.

Lloyd:
How do they walk with all those--

Barbara:
(Silly Voice) Hello, I am a useless pinky toe. Someday, you will be born without me.

Phil:
Come on, guys, i'm serious.

Pim:
Okay, family, I don't have much time for chit chat. I need donations. Watches, necklaces, belt buckles, gold fillings. Don't be stingy. It's for a good cause. Thank you. Your donations are appreciated. I'm touched. Et cetera, et cetera.

Lloyd:
Son, if you really want to go on this field trip, i'm gonna find a way to get you there.

Phil:
Really?

Barbara:
Lloyd...What are you gonna do, build him a falsie?

Lloyd:
Yes.