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Simmons: Hey, that's not exactly what happened. Grif: Yes, it is. You said, "I'm not going to the Vegas Quadrant", and then the next thing I know you're in an escape pod heading for— Donut: (interrupting) Excuse me uh, sirs...? Grif: "Sirs"? Oh crap. Donut: I was told to report to Blood Gulch outpost number one and speak to whoever's in charge. Grif: Sorry, man, Sarge is at command getting orders; ain't nobody in charge today. Simmons: Actually, Private, he left me in charge while he's gone. Grif: You are such a kiss-ass. Simmons: Also, he told me that if I had any trouble from you I should, [clears throat] [mimicking Sarge] "Get in the Warthog and crush your head like a tomato can." Grif: ...That's the worst impression I've ever heard. Simmons: Okay, Rookie, what's your story? Donut: Private Donut reporting for duty, sir! Ready to fight some aliens. Grif: Couple of things here, Rookie. First off, "Private Donut"? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armor color? Donut: This is the standard issue red. Grif: Yeah, I know. Listen, only two kinds of people wear standard issue armor: officers and recruits, and since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer. Donut: [referring to Simmons] Well, he's wearing red armor. Simmons: No. My armor is maroon. Your armor is red. Donut: Well, how do I get a different color armor? Simmons: I bet the Blues don't have to put up with this kind of crap.

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