[Grif starts backing up, then turns around and starts running towards the jeep]
Simmons: One...
Sheila: (aims towards Grif) Target acquired.
Grif: (panting) Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Simmons: Two...
Sheila: (locks onto Grif) Target locked.
[cut to Church also running towards jeep]
Simmons: Three! [Simmons turns around and sees that Grif left without him] Oh, you back-stabbing cockbite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
[the jeep blows up]
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!!
Church: Son of a bitch!!
[Sheila begins shooting at Simmons and Grif]
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila: Firing main cannon. Firing main cannon.
Tucker: [as Church arrives back at rock] Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
Church: No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker!
[Grif and Simmons are hiding behind a rock while the tank is shooting]
Simmons: (sarcastically) Hey! I have a great idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the side of the rock! Great plan you idiot!
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new targets.
[Church steps out from behind the rock he and Tucker are hiding behind]
Church: Hey, Tucker! Look at this, man! It's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the Reds.
Tucker: What? No way.
Church: (yelling to Caboose) Hey rookie! Good job, man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: [main cannon focuses on Church] New target acquired.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Church: Yeah that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: Target locked.
Caboose: What? No! Target unlock! Unlock!! Please help me nice lady!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh-oh...
Tucker: Uh-oh...
Church: What? Oh... son of a bi—
[Sheila fires and Church goes flying]
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church! (yells to Caboose) You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (gasping) Tucker! T-Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No... I-I'm no— I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: (incredulously) What is it?
Church: I just want you to know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herrkkk... blaahh.
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