Tucker: What's the rush of getting this thing fixed anyway?
Sarge: Listen, dirtbag. I know on blue team, you like to lollygag a beer-
Tucker: There is no blue team. It's all a lie. Red and blue are the same.
Grif: Oh, don't start that crap again.
Simmons: You sound like a conspiracy nut when you talk about that stuff. [sarcastically] The government put a chip in my brain!
Grif: [also sarcastically] The president can hear my thoughts!
Donut: [sarcastically, while also in great pain] We never landed on the sun!
Grif: [sarcastic gasp] They put fluoride in my water!
Simmons: Actually, that one's true.
Grif: It is? No wonder I listen to so much pop music.
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