Red vs. Blue, Season 3

Tucker:
What's the rush of getting this thing fixed anyway?

Sarge:
Listen, dirtbag. I know on blue team, you like to lollygag a beer-

Tucker:
There is no blue team. It's all a lie. Red and blue are the same.

Grif:
Oh, don't start that crap again.

Simmons:
You sound like a conspiracy nut when you talk about that stuff. [sarcastically] The government put a chip in my brain!

Grif:
[also sarcastically] The president can hear my thoughts!

Donut:
[sarcastically, while also in great pain] We never landed on the sun!

Grif:
[sarcastic gasp] They put fluoride in my water!

Simmons:
Actually, that one's true.

Grif:
It is? No wonder I listen to so much pop music.