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Sarge: Grif, Simmons, where've you two been? Simmons: Our patrol didn't go exactly as planned, Sarge. Sarge: Did you find something? Wait a minute, where's the jeep? Grif: Yeah...it's like this... Sarge: Grif, I just built that jeep. I don't want to hear that it's been destroyed. Grif: Oh, well then maybe I should stop talking. Or you can stop listening. Sarge: Grif! Simmons: No no no, it's not destroyed Sarge. The engine just quit. Sarge: And what exactly were you doing when the engine died? Grif: Duh, getting the jeep outta the ditch. Sarge: What was the jeep doing in a ditch? Grif: Well I can tell you what it wasn't doing, and that's reenacting the coolest scene from The Dukes of Hazzard ever. [Sarge moans in exasperation.] Simmons was driving. Simmons: No I wasn't! I was holding the arrows and the dynamite! [The three of them check out the Warthog.] Sarge: Wait a second, this thing isn't busted. It's just outta gas. Grif: It runs on gas? Sarge: Of course not, moron. Where are we gonna get gasoline? I modified the fuel cells to utilize a form of cold fission, powered by solar energy. Simmons: So then why is it dead, sir? Sarge: You would have had to park it in the shade for at least two hours. What were you doing parked in the shade for two hours? Grif: Well, I can tell you what we weren't doing... Sarge: Ah, forget it.

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