Red vs. Blue, Season 3

Sarge:
Grif, Simmons, where've you two been?

Simmons:
Our patrol didn't go exactly as planned, Sarge.

Sarge:
Did you find something? Wait a minute, where's the jeep?

Grif:
Yeah...it's like this...

Sarge:
Grif, I just built that jeep. I don't want to hear that it's been destroyed.

Grif:
Oh, well then maybe I should stop talking. Or you can stop listening.

Sarge:
Grif!

Simmons:
No no no, it's not destroyed Sarge. The engine just quit.

Sarge:
And what exactly were you doing when the engine died?

Grif:
Duh, getting the jeep outta the ditch.

Sarge:
What was the jeep doing in a ditch?

Grif:
Well I can tell you what it wasn't doing, and that's reenacting the coolest scene from The Dukes of Hazzard ever. [Sarge moans in exasperation.] Simmons was driving.

Simmons:
No I wasn't! I was holding the arrows and the dynamite!

[The three of them check out the Warthog.]

Sarge:
Wait a second, this thing isn't busted. It's just outta gas.

Grif:
It runs on gas?

Sarge:
Of course not, moron. Where are we gonna get gasoline? I modified the fuel cells to utilize a form of cold fission, powered by solar energy.

Simmons:
So then why is it dead, sir?

Sarge:
You would have had to park it in the shade for at least two hours. What were you doing parked in the shade for two hours?

Grif:
Well, I can tell you what we weren't doing...

Sarge:
Ah, forget it.