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Simmons: Hey Blues! Uhp, I mean, blue, we're only gonna give you one chance to surrender. Church: Wha, why would I—[Sheila fires her cannon.] Hey, hold on a second, Sheila. Why would I Surrender? [The Reds hide behind the rock and whisper something involving the word "sandwich".] Simmons: Uh, because you're outnumbered. Church: Bullshit, dude, I got a tank! People with tanks are never outnumbered! [The Reds whisper again.] Simmons: We also think that it's your turn to surrender. Church: WHAT!? Simmons: Well, if you recall, first you surrendered and you gave us Doc, then we surrendered and we gave you the jeep so that means— Church: Sheila, shut him up. [Sheila fires her cannon against the rock.] Simmons: (quickly ducks behind rock) SON OF A BITCH!!! Donut: Is that a no?! Church: Okay, guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this horse-shit right now! [An akward silence ensues.] Grif: ...Uh, what was that part about the pregnant guy? Church: HE'S NOT PREGNANT! That's impossible. Andy: Yeah, unless the Alien impregnated him. That's what they do; they infect the host with a parasitic embryo. But you already knew that, right? Church: What? NO! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?! Andy: Uhhh...I mean...uhhh—Alien baby?! Uh, that's shocking! I am just as shocked... as you are. [Caboose contacts Church through the radio.] Caboose: Come in, Church. Come in. Church: Caboose, what did I tell you man?! You're not supposed to use the radio while O'Malley's here! Oh great. Now I'm on the radio too. Caboose: Oh that—that's what I'm calling to tell you. Um, the Reds already used their radio and...O'Malley is gone. Church: (aggrivated) Oh my God. Sarge: That's right, Blue! We've called in the cavalry! As we speak, the glorious Red Command is sending a ship to aid us! No doubt it's a battle cruiser of the highest magnitude! It's time to end this thing once and for all! [Back at Blue base, Tucker is grunting as Doc tends to him.] Doc: Congratulations, it's a...thing? Eugh. Alien Baby: Honk honk, HONK! HONNNNK! Church: What. Was that. Caboose: Oh, well that's the other thing I called about. Um...Tucker had his gross baby. Tucker: It's not mine! Church: (about to lose it) He is not PREGNANT!

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