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Sarge: There's nothing wrong with the Olympics that modern science can't fix. Church: Right, like using aerodynamic computer modeling to develop better ski jumping techniques. Sarge: No, like replacing the skis with heat-seeking missles and the jumping with exploding. Church: Well that seems a little extreme. How would you improve curling? Sarge: Replace the big rocks with grenades. Church: Figure skating? Sarge: Landmines. Church: Downhill skiing? Sarge: Laser gates. Church: Speed skating? Sarge: Everyone gets a bayonet. Church: Snowboarding? Sarge: Fewer hippies. And add polar bears. In fact, every event could use more polar bears. Church: Ok, well, what about the luge? Sarge: Ahh, allow me to demonstrate. Let's suppose Griff over there is our lugey. Alright Grif, just like we rehearsed it! Grif: Yeah, I'm going for the gold! (gets hit by rocket) Tell Michelle Kwan I always loved her! Sarge: (after blowing up luge athlete Grif) I call it, "Rocket Luge". In Europe, it's called the space program.

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