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Mordecai: I can't believe I listened to you! I knew should've gone out to do some work, but no — let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun. Rigby: But it was fun. Mordecai: Well, yeah, but... now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23-years-old. We shouldn't be bustin' holes in walls, we're gonna get FIRED for this! Rigby: You mean you're gonna get fired for this. Mordecai: What?! Rigby: You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole! Mordecai: Don't call me a hole! You're the hole! You're the one who wanted to wrestle! Rigby: Okay, okay! Let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the heck are we gonna fix this stuff? Mordecai: I dunno, man. Ugh, we can't fix it and we definitely can't pay for it, cos we don't have any money. Unless you had some money. Rigby: No. Besides, I don't even know how much it cost to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton. Mordecai: Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it. Rigby: Dude. [beat] ..You are a genius! Of course, raises! Mordecai: Okay, dude, here's— Rigby: Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say — hamboning. Mordecai: What? Rigby: Yeah, dude! Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises." [starts hamboning, but mordecai pushes him away] Mordecai: No, man, Stop it. We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the— Rigby: No, no, no! That's not gonna work! What're ya, 65?! "Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?" C'MON!! I'm tellin' ya, dude! Hamboning~!! Mordecai: No... Rigby: Hamboning will save your life someday! You'll be all like, "What? You tryin' to mug me?" [starts hamboning again and mordecai shoves him away] Mordecai: No!! We're not doing that! Okay? OKAY? Rigby: Fine... (Gasp) I know what to do! [Rigby goes through pieces of clothing to find a keyboard] Rigby: Hehe, are you for raises? Bop-weep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-booooooo! Mordecai: Woah! How did you get that? Rigby: I have my methods. [Flashback: The wizard runs and puts his keyboard on the park bench and goes behind the bushes to take a pee while Rigby takes the keyboard without the wizard looking] [End of Flashback] Mordecai: I don't know man, how is that gonna give us raises? Rigby: Dude, c'mon man, look. Just come and check it out. [Rigby presses a few keys and music plays]

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