Regular Show, Season 1

Mordecai:
I can't believe I listened to you! I knew should've gone out to do some work, but no — let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun.

Rigby:
But it was fun.

Mordecai:
Well, yeah, but... now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23-years-old. We shouldn't be bustin' holes in walls, we're gonna get FIRED for this!

Rigby:
You mean you're gonna get fired for this.

Mordecai:
What?!

Rigby:
You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!

Mordecai:
Don't call me a hole! You're the hole! You're the one who wanted to wrestle!

Rigby:
Okay, okay! Let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the heck are we gonna fix this stuff?

Mordecai:
I dunno, man. Ugh, we can't fix it and we definitely can't pay for it, cos we don't have any money. Unless you had some money.

Rigby:
No. Besides, I don't even know how much it cost to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton.

Mordecai:
Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution. We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.

Rigby:
Dude. [beat] ..You are a genius! Of course, raises!

Mordecai:
Okay, dude, here's—

Rigby:
Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say — hamboning.

Mordecai:
What?

Rigby:
Yeah, dude! Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises." [starts hamboning, but mordecai pushes him away]

Mordecai:
No, man, Stop it. We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the—

Rigby:
No, no, no! That's not gonna work! What're ya, 65?! "Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?" C'MON!! I'm tellin' ya, dude! Hamboning~!!

Mordecai:
No...

Rigby:
Hamboning will save your life someday! You'll be all like, "What? You tryin' to mug me?" [starts hamboning again and mordecai shoves him away]

Mordecai:
No!! We're not doing that! Okay? OKAY?

Rigby:
Fine... (Gasp) I know what to do!

[Rigby goes through pieces of clothing to find a keyboard]

Rigby:
Hehe, are you for raises? Bop-weep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-booooooo!

Mordecai:
Woah! How did you get that?

Rigby:
I have my methods.

[Flashback:
The wizard runs and puts his keyboard on the park bench and goes behind the bushes to take a pee while Rigby takes the keyboard without the wizard looking]

[End of Flashback]

Mordecai:
I don't know man, how is that gonna give us raises?

Rigby:
Dude, c'mon man, look. Just come and check it out.

[Rigby presses a few keys and music plays]