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Rigby: I'd like to find whoever did this and just...GRAAAAH! Mordecai: I know, man! They're probably sitting around somewhere, just laughing at us. Muscle Man: [laughs] Do you know who else likes to clean up other people's messes? My mom! Rigby: Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man? Muscle Man: Pfft! Me? I may be an artist when it comes to pranks, but I am no graffiti artist. [Muscle Man holds up his hands to reveal they're covered in something orange] Mordecai: What is that? Muscle Man: What is what? Mordecai: The orange paint on your hands! Muscle Man: It isn't paint, fool! It's from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch! Rigby: Yeah, right! It's all over you! Muscle Man: Haven't you ever been to Wing Kingdom? They always hook up with the sauce! Rigby: I think you did this! Muscle Man: You'd better watch who you're accusing, bro. Mordecai: Show us your receipt, then! Muscle Man: What? [Muscle Man feels around his left pocket for a receipt. He doesn't find one.] Show us your receipt! Mordecai: That's it! Mordecai and Rigby: Benson! Mordecai: We know who did the graffiti! Benson: What? Who? [scene cuts to Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson outside the bathroom] Muscle Man: It's buffalo sauce, smell it! Benson: I'm not going to smell your fingers, Muscle Man. Just tell me the truth and I'll take your word for it. Muscle Man: I am telling you the truth! Benson, I can't believe you're even listening to these clow- [a can of spray-paint falls out of Muscle Man's pocket) Rigby: Look, it's spray-paint! Benson: Chicken wings, huh? Muscle Man: Uh...um...that's not mine! Mordecai: Yeah, right! It was in your pocket! Muscle Man: Uh... okay, all right! I was spray-painting, okay? But-but- Benson: But what? Muscle Man: But I didn't do the graffiti! I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange! Hi Five Ghost: Really? Benson: Then why did you lie about the paint? Muscle Man: Because it was supposed to be a surprise. Til you guys ruined it. Rigby: He's lying! Muscle Man: No, I'm not! Benson: I'm sorry, Muscle Man, but I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your keys. Muscle Man: What? Benson: You heard me. Muscle Man: Are you firing me, bro?! Benson: Give me your keys. Hi Five Ghost: If he goes, I go, too! Benson: Okay, see ya. Hi Five Ghost: Aww... Muscle Man: That was really cool, bro. You want my keys, Benson? Fine! [He throws his keys on the ground at Benson's feet] But we were gonna quit this job anyways to follow our real dreams! And we're not coming back, no matter how much you beg! Come on, Fives! [they walk away] Benson: I just want you guys to know that you did a good thing today. You narced a guy out, and got him fired. Good job. [Benson walks away, while Mordecai and Rigby stay where they are, stunned] Mordecai: Whoa...I didn't think he was gonna fire him. Rigby: Neither did I.

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