Regular Show, Season 3

Rigby:
I'd like to find whoever did this and just...GRAAAAH!

Mordecai:
I know, man! They're probably sitting around somewhere, just laughing at us.

Muscle Man:
[laughs] Do you know who else likes to clean up other people's messes? My mom!

Rigby:
Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man?

Muscle Man:
Pfft! Me? I may be an artist when it comes to pranks, but I am no graffiti artist.

[Muscle Man holds up his hands to reveal they're covered in something orange]

Mordecai:
What is that?

Muscle Man:
What is what?

Mordecai:
The orange paint on your hands!

Muscle Man:
It isn't paint, fool! It's from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch!

Rigby:
Yeah, right! It's all over you!

Muscle Man:
Haven't you ever been to Wing Kingdom? They always hook up with the sauce!

Rigby:
I think you did this!

Muscle Man:
You'd better watch who you're accusing, bro.

Mordecai:
Show us your receipt, then!

Muscle Man:
What? [Muscle Man feels around his left pocket for a receipt. He doesn't find one.] Show us your receipt!

Mordecai:
That's it!

Mordecai and Rigby:
Benson!

Mordecai:
We know who did the graffiti!

Benson:
What? Who?

[scene cuts to Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson outside the bathroom]

Muscle Man:
It's buffalo sauce, smell it!

Benson:
I'm not going to smell your fingers, Muscle Man. Just tell me the truth and I'll take your word for it.

Muscle Man:
I am telling you the truth! Benson, I can't believe you're even listening to these clow- [a can of spray-paint falls out of Muscle Man's pocket)

Rigby:
Look, it's spray-paint!

Benson:
Chicken wings, huh?

Muscle Man:
Uh...um...that's not mine!

Mordecai:
Yeah, right! It was in your pocket!

Muscle Man:
Uh... okay, all right! I was spray-painting, okay? But-but-

Benson:
But what?

Muscle Man:
But I didn't do the graffiti! I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange!

Hi Five Ghost:
Really?

Benson:
Then why did you lie about the paint?

Muscle Man:
Because it was supposed to be a surprise. Til you guys ruined it.

Rigby:
He's lying!

Muscle Man:
No, I'm not!

Benson:
I'm sorry, Muscle Man, but I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your keys.

Muscle Man:
What?

Benson:
You heard me.

Muscle Man:
Are you firing me, bro?!

Benson:
Give me your keys.

Hi Five Ghost:
If he goes, I go, too!

Benson:
Okay, see ya.

Hi Five Ghost:
Aww...

Muscle Man:
That was really cool, bro. You want my keys, Benson? Fine! [He throws his keys on the ground at Benson's feet] But we were gonna quit this job anyways to follow our real dreams! And we're not coming back, no matter how much you beg! Come on, Fives! [they walk away]

Benson:
I just want you guys to know that you did a good thing today. You narced a guy out, and got him fired. Good job. [Benson walks away, while Mordecai and Rigby stay where they are, stunned]

Mordecai:
Whoa...I didn't think he was gonna fire him.

Rigby:
Neither did I.