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[Mordecai calls his dad, William, in his home office a little later] William: [drinking his coffee as his phone rings and answers] Well, if it isn't my favorite and only son. Mordecai: Uh, hey, Dad. I'm thinking about coming by the house with my girlfriend so I can grab one of my old mix tapes. William: Girlfriend, eh? I'm sure your mom will love that. Mordecai: That's kind of the problem. She gets weird when I bring girls home. It's embarrassing. William: Wait. You've brought girls home? How many times? Was it zero times? Anyway, I know Mom can go overboard sometimes, but I'm not sure what you want me to do about that. Mordecai: Just… Is there a time I can come by when Mom won't be home? William: Well, she does have Puncher-cise tomorrow night, but-- Mordecai: Look, I know it's messed up, but please don't tell her we're coming. William: Uhp, uhp! I can't lie to that woman. Haven't in 25 years. Except if she asks if she could still pass as a college student. Then you lie. Otherwise, no lies! Mordecai: Just don't tell her! [The next day, Mordecai and C.J. arrive at Mordecai's family house] Mordecai: Dad, I'm here! William: [happily] Ah, there's my boy! [They share a hug] Mordecai: Hi, Dad. William: And you must be C.J. I'm William. C.J.: [shakes hands with him; honored] Nice to meet you, sir. William: Please, call me Will. "Sir" is my boss's name. Unfortunately, Mordecai's mom isn't around at the moment. Mordecai: Mom's not here?! Darn it! Life's so unfair! Oh, well. Next time or whatever. Anyway, I'm just gonna run up and grab that tape so we can-- Hilary: [kicks the front door open, startling Mordecai, and enters the house] Where's my little champion? Mordecai: Mom! [as Hilary runs up and hugs him; strained] You're home! Hilary: Of course I am. You don't think I'd miss my handsome gent coming home, do you? And when your dad told me you were bringing a new sweetie over, I decided to take the afternoon Punchercise class so I could run right home to see you two. [Mordecai glares annoyingly at his father] William: [shrugs] 25 years, no lies. Hilary: [meeting C.J.] And you, wow! Gorgeous! C.J.: Yep. I'm smart and funny, too. Hilary: And modest. She's the whole package.

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