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Ricks: So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical. All right, everything resolved? Everybody nice and certain about their position in my world? Mortys/Summers: Yes. Ricks: All right, perfect. Sit still, arr-arms down. I'm gonna do this again. This time, be like Grandpa. Morty 2: You mean drunk? Rick 2/Rick 1: What's that? You got something to say? / And awaaay we go! Morty 2: No. Rick 2: And awaaay we go! [presses his button but no response] Huh, that's weird. Rick 1: Huh, that's weird. [keeps pressing to no avail] Oh my God. Summer 1/Rick 2: What? / Oh my God. Summer 2/Rick 1: What? / The sonofabitch is gonna kill me! Morty 1/Summer 1/Rick 2: What?! / The sonofabitch is gonna kill me! Morty 2/Summer 2: What?! [both Ricks tinker time-device] Rick 1: Diabolical, unfeeling sociopath! Don't you get it?! Don't you get it?! Rick 2: Don't you get it?! The other Rick isn't trying to merge us anymore! Ricks: He thinks he can save his own skin by using the crystal to kill me! He probably figures it's ehh-easier to eliminate one of the possibilities rather than merge them! [chuckling] I have to admit, it's always in the back of my mind too. The difference is I would never do it! Until now. Mortys: Rick, what the hell are you doing?! Ricks: Saving our lives! After he takes me out, he's g-g— he's gonna be coming for you! Summers: Who?! Ricks: Me! [Rick 1 shoots first before Rick 2 does; Morty and Summer 2 scream] Rick 2: You see that?! Get down! [shoots upwards at Rick 1] Rick 1: I told you! He's a psycho! Rick 2: He's lost it! Th-th-th-the time fracture must've made him crazy! Rick 1/Summer 2: I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! / Oh, crap! [the two possibilities then gradually split into four; all Ricks look at their monitors with four dots] Ricks: Oh, God, now there's three of 'em! We're outnumbered! Get in the cupboards! [all Mortys and Summers do so] Wait, do-don't do that! They'll know! Wa-wait— Think about getting in the cupboards, but don't really! [all Ricks shoot their cupboards] URAAAHHHH!!!! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, YOU SICK (Bleep)?!! YOU WANT TO SEE CHILDREN DIE?!!

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