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[Rick shoots Uncle Steve in the head with his laser gun; everyone freaks out] Morty: What the hell, Rick?! What the hell?! Rick: Would everybody just relax for a second? There's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve". That is an alien parasite. [Steve's body morphs into a horrifying-looking alien, spraying magenta enzymes out of its mouth tentacles at Jerry. Summer and Beth gasp] Jerry: But I've known him my whole life! Rick: No, you haven't, Jerry! [lifts it onto the table] These telepathic little bastards, they embed themselves in memories and th-th-they use those to multiply and spread out, take over planets. It's-it's disgusting. Morty: Steve wasn't real?! Rick: He's a real piece of shit! This is a big one. [drops it] Somebody probably tracked it in last week on the bottom of their shoe or on a piece of alien fruit. Summer: Someone? Rick: Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet. Morty: But Uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike! Rick: No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food and multiply. We could be infested with these things. [burps, unloads laser clip] So, we got to keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up. Mr. Poopybutthole: Oooohwee! Whatever you want, Rick, we're here to help! Rick: Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. I always could count on you.

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