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Head Vampire's Assistant: Master? Head Vampire: [deep voice] Speak. Head Vampire's Assistant: Coach Feratu's presence was discovered by the humans. He has been destroyed. Head Vampire: No bother. The mortals shall soon-- [switches to a higher, more neurotic voice] I'm sorry, what'd you say his name was? Head Vampire's Assistant: Coach Feratu. Head Vampire: "Coach Feratu"? That was his real name, like his actual vampire name? Head Vampire's Assistant: No, no, no, his vampire name was Balik Alistane. Head Vampire: Why the fuck would he name himself after a famous vampire movie?! Was he doing a bit?! Head Vampire's Assistant: I do not know, Your Unholiness. Head Vampire: Jesus fucking Christ! From now on, no more of this "clever name" bullshit! When a vampire's trying to be human, they can just call themselves "Allen Jefferson" or something like that! [to hooded acolytes] It's crazy, right?! I mean, am I being an asshole? Okay, I feel like everybody in the room is looking at me like I'm the buzzkill. I'm not? [acolytes hurriedly shake their heads] Good, okay, great!

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