Rick and Morty, Season 2

Head Vampire's Assistant:
Master?

Head Vampire:
[deep voice] Speak.

Head Vampire's Assistant:
Coach Feratu's presence was discovered by the humans. He has been destroyed.

Head Vampire:
No bother. The mortals shall soon-- [switches to a higher, more neurotic voice] I'm sorry, what'd you say his name was?

Head Vampire's Assistant:
Coach Feratu.

Head Vampire:
"Coach Feratu"? That was his real name, like his actual vampire name?

Head Vampire's Assistant:
No, no, no, his vampire name was Balik Alistane.

Head Vampire:
Why the fuck would he name himself after a famous vampire movie?! Was he doing a bit?!

Head Vampire's Assistant:
I do not know, Your Unholiness.

Head Vampire:
Jesus fucking Christ! From now on, no more of this "clever name" bullshit! When a vampire's trying to be human, they can just call themselves "Allen Jefferson" or something like that! [to hooded acolytes] It's crazy, right?! I mean, am I being an asshole? Okay, I feel like everybody in the room is looking at me like I'm the buzzkill. I'm not? [acolytes hurriedly shake their heads] Good, okay, great!