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President Curtis: In 1961, the CIA secretly relocated the Loch Ness Monster to Lake Eerie and replaced her bones with titanium. She was then bit by several werewolves, giving us the ultimate anti-submarine weapon. Rick: Got it. President Curtis: But the Soviets smuggled in a leprechaun who turned Nessie's bones to silver, giving her the were-version of AIDS. She sank to the bottom and we assumed she was dead, but she was only asleep. Now she's awake, and hungry! Rick: You can't date my shrink. President Curtis: What? Bro! You're nuts! Rick: Then don't date my shrink. President Curtis: I'm not dating your shrink! She probably doesn't even like me... [Rick goes to punch him, but is held back by a Secret Service Agent.] Secret Service Agent: Stand down, Sanchez! Rick: Tell him to stand down! Would you let him bang your therapist? Secret Service Agent: I don't believe in therapy! Rick: W- What the hell does that even mean?! You don't "believe in it"? President Curtis: He's a Scientologist. Rick: Don't date my shrink! And don't be a space Mormon! Secret Service Agent: Why not?! Rick: It's silly! Sorry. It's a cheap shot. Worship how you want. I like Tom Cruise...? Secret Service Agent: Thank you. President Curtis: Therapy is working... Rick: Keep it in your pants.

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