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[The Tooth Fairy is flying outside as the sweet music plays. The Tooth Fairy arrives at a house and gives a boy a quarter for his teeth and strokes his hair. The boy wakes up due to his mom and dad arguing] Mom: [from outside] Where the hell have you been?! Dad: [from outside] It's none of your business! Mom: [from outside] None of my business?! It isn't my business that you come home every night at 2 am?! Boy: [to the Tooth Fairy as his parents continues to fight] Are you really a Tooth Fairy? Tooth Fairy: Uh...Yeah... Dad: [from outside] Damn right, it isn't. Mom: [from outside] Maybe you'd rather be with your whore. Dad: [from outside] Don't you DARE call her that! Mom: [from outside] You admit it! You unbelievable bastard! Dad: [from outside] That is IT! [the sound of the mom getting hit while the boy and Tooth Fairy look shocked] I'm gonna shut you up once and for all! Mom: [from outside] You put that down! Dad: [from outside] You get your hands off me! GET OFF! [shoots her dead] Tooth Fairy: Shhh. [walks out of the boy's room, to confront the father outside] Dad: [from outside] Who the hell are you?! [the Tooth Fairy is fighting him offscreen] Get off of me! Get off of me! [Then a gunshot is heard again] Tooth Fairy: [comes in to the boy again with blood on her clothes. She sits down with the boy a couple minutes, then she gives him another quarter, much to the boys delight] You be good now. [leaves out the door] [Alternative Ending: Part 1] Mom: [from outside] You admit it! You unbelievable bastard! Dad: [from outside] That is IT! [the sound of the mom getting hit while the boy and Tooth Fairy look shocked] I'm gonna shut you up once and for all! Mom: [from outside] You put that down! Dad: [from outside] You get your hands off me! [shoots her dead] Tooth Fairy: Shhh. [walks out of the boy's room, to confront the father outside] Dad: [from outside] Who the hell are you?! [the Tooth Fairy is fighting him offscreen] Get off of me! Get off of me! [then a gunshot is heard again. The father opens the door with a bloody shirt and a suitcase] Hey, Champ! Uh...Okay, pack up! You and me are going on vacation...uh...to Disneyland! Boy: Is mom coming? Dad: DISNEYLAND! [Alternative Ending: Part 2] Dad: [from outside, hitting his wife] I'm gonna shut you up once and for all! Mom: [from outside] You put that down! Dad: [from outside] You get your hands off me! [shoots her dead] Tooth Fairy: Shhh. [walks out of the boy's room, to confront the father outside] Dad: [from outside] Who the hell are you?! [the Tooth Fairy is fighting him offscreen] Get off of me! Get off of me! [Then the sirens are heard, followed by a gunshot. Then the police arrive the house offscreen] Police officer 1: [from outside, confronting the father] Freeze! Dad: [from outside] FREEZE?! When I drop a FAIRY?! You know I am ONLY getting started, mother[bleep]er! Police officer 1: [from outside] Hey, sir, put down the weapon! Put down the wea- [the father starts shooting until the police arrest him] Stay down! Police officer 2: [from outside] On the ground! Police officer 1: [from outside] Stay right down! Police officer 2: [from outside] Spread your legs. Police officer 1: [from outside] Don't move. Police officer 2: [from outside] Put your hands behind your back, sir. [The father is taken away in a police car, leaving the child alone in the house. Then the marching band, an award presenter, the hula dancer, the father, and the Tooth Fairy entered the child's room with a large check] Award Presenter: Congratulations! This is the darkest sketch in television history! Award Presenter, Hula Dancer, Dad & Tooth Fairy: [chanting] Darkest Sketch! Darkest Sketch! Darkest Sketch!

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