Robot Chicken, Season 1

[The Tooth Fairy is flying outside as the sweet music plays. The Tooth Fairy arrives at a house and gives a boy a quarter for his teeth and strokes his hair. The boy wakes up due to his mom and dad arguing]

Mom:
[from outside] Where the hell have you been?!

Dad:
[from outside] It's none of your business!

Mom:
[from outside] None of my business?! It isn't my business that you come home every night at 2 am?!

Boy:
[to the Tooth Fairy as his parents continues to fight] Are you really a Tooth Fairy?

Tooth Fairy:
Uh...Yeah...

Dad:
[from outside] Damn right, it isn't.

Mom:
[from outside] Maybe you'd rather be with your whore.

Dad:
[from outside] Don't you DARE call her that!

Mom:
[from outside] You admit it! You unbelievable bastard!

Dad:
[from outside] That is IT! [the sound of the mom getting hit while the boy and Tooth Fairy look shocked] I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!

Mom:
[from outside] You put that down!

Dad:
[from outside] You get your hands off me! GET OFF! [shoots her dead]

Tooth Fairy:
Shhh. [walks out of the boy's room, to confront the father outside]

Dad:
[from outside] Who the hell are you?! [the Tooth Fairy is fighting him offscreen] Get off of me! Get off of me!

[Then a gunshot is heard again]

Tooth Fairy:
[comes in to the boy again with blood on her clothes. She sits down with the boy a couple minutes, then she gives him another quarter, much to the boys delight] You be good now. [leaves out the door]

[Alternative Ending:
Part 1]

Mom:
[from outside] You admit it! You unbelievable bastard!

Dad:
[from outside] That is IT! [the sound of the mom getting hit while the boy and Tooth Fairy look shocked] I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!

Mom:
[from outside] You put that down!

Dad:
[from outside] You get your hands off me! [shoots her dead]

Tooth Fairy:
Shhh. [walks out of the boy's room, to confront the father outside]

Dad:
[from outside] Who the hell are you?! [the Tooth Fairy is fighting him offscreen] Get off of me! Get off of me! [then a gunshot is heard again. The father opens the door with a bloody shirt and a suitcase] Hey, Champ! Uh...Okay, pack up! You and me are going on vacation...uh...to Disneyland!

Boy:
Is mom coming?

Dad:
DISNEYLAND!

[Alternative Ending:
Part 2]

Dad:
[from outside, hitting his wife] I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!

Mom:
[from outside] You put that down!

Dad:
[from outside] You get your hands off me! [shoots her dead]

Tooth Fairy:
Shhh. [walks out of the boy's room, to confront the father outside]

Dad:
[from outside] Who the hell are you?! [the Tooth Fairy is fighting him offscreen] Get off of me! Get off of me!

[Then the sirens are heard, followed by a gunshot. Then the police arrive the house offscreen]

Police officer 1:
[from outside, confronting the father] Freeze!

Dad:
[from outside] FREEZE?! When I drop a FAIRY?! You know I am ONLY getting started, mother[bleep]er!

Police officer 1:
[from outside] Hey, sir, put down the weapon! Put down the wea- [the father starts shooting until the police arrest him] Stay down!

Police officer 2:
[from outside] On the ground!

Police officer 1:
[from outside] Stay right down!

Police officer 2:
[from outside] Spread your legs.

Police officer 1:
[from outside] Don't move.

Police officer 2:
[from outside] Put your hands behind your back, sir.

[The father is taken away in a police car, leaving the child alone in the house. Then the marching band, an award presenter, the hula dancer, the father, and the Tooth Fairy entered the child's room with a large check]

Award Presenter:
Congratulations! This is the darkest sketch in television history!

Award Presenter, Hula Dancer, Dad & Tooth Fairy:
[chanting] Darkest Sketch! Darkest Sketch! Darkest Sketch!