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Senator: Pan-Global Oil keeps dumping sludge into the Atlantic Ocean! Ted Turner: That burns my ass! Senator: Forget it, Ted, there's nothing you can do. Ted Turner: Maybe I can't, but Captain Planet can! [One of the members show that Ted's crazy] Captain Planet: [in restroom, Ted is changing into Captain Planet] Captain Planet... [The man enters, sees Ted, then walks away. The scene change to the office, Captain Planet runs by] CAPTAIN PLANET! [scene changes to the streets] CAPTAIN PLANET!! [runs past a guy who is holding an aluminum can with a trash can and a recycling can near him; he throws the can in the trash; Captain Planet notices and kicks the man in the face] CAPTAIN PLANET! [Scene changes to Pan-Global Oil Headquarters, where two senators are talking] Senator 1: Where are we gonna dump our sludge next? Senator 2: Well, the Grand Canyon could hold a lot of sludge. Senator 1: Oh, it sure could. Senator 2: Yeah, let's sludge the hell out of the Grand Canyon. Senator 1: Yeah. [notices something off-screen] Hey, is that Ted Turner? Senator 2: [also notices something, it is Captain Planet on a zipline headed for their office] Yeah, what the hell is he doing? Senator 1: I dunno, he's on one of those ziplines. Senator 2: Oh, yeah, is that what they call "ziplines"? Senator 1: Yeah, ziplines. Senator 2: Oh, I never thought— Captain Planet: [breaks through the window, knocking away Senator 1 and embedding glass in Senator 2's eye] CAPTAIN PLANET! Senator 2: You got glass in my eye! Captain Planet: And my foot in your balls! [kicks him in the balls] CAPTAIN PLANET! [holds the senator out the window threatening to drop him] Senator 2: What do you want Mr. Turner?! Captain Planet: To sign this agreement to not dump any more sludge and I'll let you go. Senator 2: Okay, okay! [signs the agreement] Captain Planet: This appears to be in order. [drops him] CAPTAIN PLANET! [the senator falls, screaming, to the ground, where he lands in a dumpster and is killed instantly] Protect the environment, or I'll [bleep]ing kill you! CAPTAIN PLANET!

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