Robot Chicken, Season 2

Senator:
Pan-Global Oil keeps dumping sludge into the Atlantic Ocean!

Ted Turner:
That burns my ass!

Senator:
Forget it, Ted, there's nothing you can do.

Ted Turner:
Maybe I can't, but Captain Planet can!

[One of the members show that Ted's crazy]

Captain Planet:
[in restroom, Ted is changing into Captain Planet] Captain Planet... [The man enters, sees Ted, then walks away. The scene change to the office, Captain Planet runs by] CAPTAIN PLANET! [scene changes to the streets] CAPTAIN PLANET!! [runs past a guy who is holding an aluminum can with a trash can and a recycling can near him; he throws the can in the trash; Captain Planet notices and kicks the man in the face] CAPTAIN PLANET!

[Scene changes to Pan-Global Oil Headquarters, where two senators are talking]

Senator 1:
Where are we gonna dump our sludge next?

Senator 2:
Well, the Grand Canyon could hold a lot of sludge.

Senator 1:
Oh, it sure could.

Senator 2:
Yeah, let's sludge the hell out of the Grand Canyon.

Senator 1:
Yeah. [notices something off-screen] Hey, is that Ted Turner?

Senator 2:
[also notices something, it is Captain Planet on a zipline headed for their office] Yeah, what the hell is he doing?

Senator 1:
I dunno, he's on one of those ziplines.

Senator 2:
Oh, yeah, is that what they call "ziplines"?

Senator 1:
Yeah, ziplines.

Senator 2:
Oh, I never thought—

Captain Planet:
[breaks through the window, knocking away Senator 1 and embedding glass in Senator 2's eye] CAPTAIN PLANET!

Senator 2:
You got glass in my eye!

Captain Planet:
And my foot in your balls! [kicks him in the balls] CAPTAIN PLANET! [holds the senator out the window threatening to drop him]

Senator 2:
What do you want Mr. Turner?!

Captain Planet:
To sign this agreement to not dump any more sludge and I'll let you go.

Senator 2:
Okay, okay! [signs the agreement]

Captain Planet:
This appears to be in order. [drops him] CAPTAIN PLANET! [the senator falls, screaming, to the ground, where he lands in a dumpster and is killed instantly] Protect the environment, or I'll [bleep]ing kill you! CAPTAIN PLANET!