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[A nature guide and some students are out in the open: the students are playing on their cell phones] Nature guide: Okay, kids, who wants to learn about different types of leaves? [the students pause, then continue to play with their phones] Okay, who wants to play on your cell phones and Twitter your Facebooks? Oh, whatever. The hell, I guess I'll smoke behind that tree. See ya. [Everyone walks away, until only the Nerd remains, holding a piece of cardboard with pictures of leaves on it] Nerd: But...what about the leaves? [sees a pool of water with a sign that reads, "Spring of the Drowned Girl"] Oh, my Gosh! Just like the classic anime, Ranma Nibun no Ichi. Whoever bathes in the Spring of Drowned Girl will become an awesomely sexy lady. So the question is, do I want to be an awesomely sexy lady? Hmmm.... [imagines what it would be like if he were...The Nerd has become a girl and examines himself] Oh, my Gosh! I've got-and I've-and this is-and these are-ohhh, they feel so good to the hand! [The Nerd is buying a stack of comic books at a comic store] Harry Knowles: That will be $68.50... [the Nerd flashes him] By which I mean free! Nerd: What wonderful powers! Hee hee! [seen in a dressing room, dressing up as Lara Croft] Hmmm...any tombs you'd like to raid? [as Elektra Natchios] The Frank Miller one, not the Jennifer Garner one. [as Tifa Lockhart] This may be your final fantasy. [as Catwoman] How about a look at these jewels, Batman? [is seen wandering through the girls' shower] La chee do ti do...Hello, ladies, yes, good to see you. Just another girl. Oh, gosh, these are so heavy. Blond Girl: Oh...let us help you! Nerd: That's good, that's good, you're really helping, girls! [moans] Second Girl: Hey, doesn't hot water turn Ranma into a boy again? Blond Girl: Hey, yeah! [The Nerd suddenly turns back into a boy and covers himself up] Girls: Eww! [start beating up the Nerd] Blond Girl: Gross! Nerd: Well, it's still...you know, skin contact. [The red-haired girl jumps on him] Whoopee! [the scene fades back to the Nerd standing at the spring] Yes, I do wanna be an awesomely sexy lady! Hee hee hee! "Mammarize" me, forces of the universe! [jumps into the spring] Splash, splash, splash! [hides as the students and the guide walk up to the spring] Nature guide: And, tragically, this is where a young lady drowned many years ago. Boy: Was she hot? Nature guide: The brochure says she was 400 pounds, with a clubbed foot and chronic flatulence. So, no. Anyway, back on the bus, everybody. Move it around... Nerd: [shocked] Oh, no! [Cut to school hallways: the Nerd has become overweight and club-footed and is wearing a "Team Awesome" shirt] Kaitlin: Hey! You must be the new girl. My name's Kaitlin. [before he can speak, the Nerd farts] Eww! Nerd: Dang it. [farts a few more times]

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