Robot Chicken, Season 4

[A nature guide and some students are out in the open:
the students are playing on their cell phones]

Nature guide:
Okay, kids, who wants to learn about different types of leaves? [the students pause, then continue to play with their phones] Okay, who wants to play on your cell phones and Twitter your Facebooks? Oh, whatever. The hell, I guess I'll smoke behind that tree. See ya.

[Everyone walks away, until only the Nerd remains, holding a piece of cardboard with pictures of leaves on it]

Nerd:
But...what about the leaves? [sees a pool of water with a sign that reads, "Spring of the Drowned Girl"] Oh, my Gosh! Just like the classic anime, Ranma Nibun no Ichi. Whoever bathes in the Spring of Drowned Girl will become an awesomely sexy lady. So the question is, do I want to be an awesomely sexy lady? Hmmm.... [imagines what it would be like if he were...The Nerd has become a girl and examines himself] Oh, my Gosh! I've got-and I've-and this is-and these are-ohhh, they feel so good to the hand!

[The Nerd is buying a stack of comic books at a comic store]

Harry Knowles:
That will be $68.50... [the Nerd flashes him] By which I mean free!

Nerd:
What wonderful powers! Hee hee! [seen in a dressing room, dressing up as Lara Croft] Hmmm...any tombs you'd like to raid? [as Elektra Natchios] The Frank Miller one, not the Jennifer Garner one. [as Tifa Lockhart] This may be your final fantasy. [as Catwoman] How about a look at these jewels, Batman? [is seen wandering through the girls' shower] La chee do ti do...Hello, ladies, yes, good to see you. Just another girl. Oh, gosh, these are so heavy.

Blond Girl:
Oh...let us help you!

Nerd:
That's good, that's good, you're really helping, girls! [moans]

Second Girl:
Hey, doesn't hot water turn Ranma into a boy again?

Blond Girl:
Hey, yeah!

[The Nerd suddenly turns back into a boy and covers himself up]

Girls:
Eww! [start beating up the Nerd]

Blond Girl:
Gross!

Nerd:
Well, it's still...you know, skin contact. [The red-haired girl jumps on him] Whoopee! [the scene fades back to the Nerd standing at the spring] Yes, I do wanna be an awesomely sexy lady! Hee hee hee! "Mammarize" me, forces of the universe! [jumps into the spring] Splash, splash, splash! [hides as the students and the guide walk up to the spring]

Nature guide:
And, tragically, this is where a young lady drowned many years ago.

Boy:
Was she hot?

Nature guide:
The brochure says she was 400 pounds, with a clubbed foot and chronic flatulence. So, no. Anyway, back on the bus, everybody. Move it around...

Nerd:
[shocked] Oh, no!

[Cut to school hallways:
the Nerd has become overweight and club-footed and is wearing a "Team Awesome" shirt]

Kaitlin:
Hey! You must be the new girl. My name's Kaitlin. [before he can speak, the Nerd farts] Eww!

Nerd:
Dang it. [farts a few more times]