[after luring Kyle onto a boat with him and rowing them to the middle of a pond, Cartman sneaks up behind Kyle and hits him in the head with a Wiffle bat. It bounces off his hat]
Kyle: Ow! What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman: I'm killing you. Unfortunately, I could only afford a Wiffle bat so this may take a while. [hits him again]
Kyle: Cartman!
Cartman: Don't fight it, Kyle, it'll only take longer. Just slip into sweet unconsciousness. [Hits Kyle two more times]
Kyle: You want to kill me, fine! [Turns around] I can't live like this anymore! Go ahead! [Cartman initially hesitates] Do it!
Cartman: [Hits Kyle several more times] Won't be long now, Kyle. [Keeps hitting Kyle. Stan and Kenny come up in a paddle boat]
Stan: Cartman, what're you doing?
Cartman: I'm getting rid of our problem. Kyle will be dead in a matter of hours.
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