Chief: Agent Katswell, what's the status on Agent Puppy's trip to the vet?
Kitty: Dudley has a rash, and the doctor put a cone around his neck to keep him from scratching. He's really embarrassed about it, so don't mention it.
Keswick: We're T.U.F.F. agents. "Discretion" is our… [stutters] middle name. [Dudley appears, wearing a large pink cone around his neck; shocked] HOLY COW! He looks like a snack bowl with paws!
Kitty: [offended] Keswick!
Dudley: It's fine, Kitty. I'm okay with the cone. It's kinda awesome. [quickly breaks into tears] OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?! I HATE THIS CONE! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SCRATCH MY RASH?!
Kitty, Keswick, and Chief: [react with horror at Dudley's butt rash; in unison] NO!
Chief: My eyes!
Dudley: Okay, just stand there, and I'll rub my butt up against you.
Chief: Keswick, activate the rash shield!
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