T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 1

Chief:
Agent Katswell, what's the status on Agent Puppy's trip to the vet?

Kitty:
Dudley has a rash, and the doctor put a cone around his neck to keep him from scratching. He's really embarrassed about it, so don't mention it.

Keswick:
We're T.U.F.F. agents. "Discretion" is our… [stutters] middle name. [Dudley appears, wearing a large pink cone around his neck; shocked] HOLY COW! He looks like a snack bowl with paws!

Kitty:
[offended] Keswick!

Dudley:
It's fine, Kitty. I'm okay with the cone. It's kinda awesome. [quickly breaks into tears] OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?! I HATE THIS CONE! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SCRATCH MY RASH?!

Kitty, Keswick, and Chief:
[react with horror at Dudley's butt rash; in unison] NO!

Chief:
My eyes!

Dudley:
Okay, just stand there, and I'll rub my butt up against you.

Chief:
Keswick, activate the rash shield!