Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies.
Barney: Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!
Andy: Well...
Barney: I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!
[The people laugh.]
Andy: Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee...
Aunt Bee: Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!"
[The people laugh.]
Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?
Aunt Bee: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!
[The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]
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