The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee:
I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies.

Barney:
Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!

Andy:
Well...

Barney:
I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!

[The people laugh.]

Andy:
Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee...

Aunt Bee:
Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!"

[The people laugh.]

Opie:
Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?

Aunt Bee:
Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!

[The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]