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[Will is having his politics exam, which has been going for quite a while now. Mr. Gilbert is walking between the tables, and we hear Will's tummy rumble. He puts his hand up and Mr. Gilbert comes over to him.] Mr. Gilbert (whispering): What is it now, McKenzie? Will (also whispering): Sir, I need to go to the toilet. Mr. Gilbert: Again? Will: Yes. Mr. Gilbert: Well you can't. Will (surprised): Sorry? Mr. Gilbert (whispering): That'll be the 4th time in an hour! You'll have to wait. Will: I'm pretty sure you can't do that, sir. Mr. Gilbert: If I have reason to believe you're cheating, I can. And I do, so I have. Now get on with your paper. (He walks off in the direction of his desk.) (The rumbling noises get worse, much deeper.) Will: Oh God no. (Loudly, very high-pitched, despairingly after Mr. Gilbert) Phil! (Mr. Gilbert turns round, looking like thunder. Will looks bloated, more rumbling.) Will: (again) Phil! [Mr. Gilbert walks over to Will's desk, same expression as before. Will's eyes widen, then his face falls as we hear squelching noise. He's obviously shit himself.] Will: Oh no. [To Mr. Gilbert] Phil? Mr. Gilbert: Oh, Jesus. [He walks over to Will. We hear other students groaning after realizing what's happened.] Will: I thought it was a fart, sir. (Very high-pitched) I thought it was safe! [Mr. Gilbert pulls Will to his feet, with an expression of disgust on his face, and begins leading Will through the tables to the door. Interspersed with shots of 2 girls shaking their heads at Will before returning to their exams.] Will: [voiceover, whilst this is happening] In a turn of low points, this was it. Literally, the bottom. And yet as I waddled to the toilet, I felt strangely optimistic. Painful as it may seem, in a way I was free; free to reinvent myself as whatever I wanted. Right after I'd changed my underpants.

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