The Inbetweeners, Series 2

[Will is having his politics exam, which has been going for quite a while now. Mr. Gilbert is walking between the tables, and we hear Will's tummy rumble. He puts his hand up and Mr. Gilbert comes over to him.]

Mr. Gilbert (whispering):
What is it now, McKenzie?

Will (also whispering):
Sir, I need to go to the toilet.

Mr. Gilbert:
Again?

Will:
Yes.

Mr. Gilbert:
Well you can't.

Will (surprised):
Sorry?

Mr. Gilbert (whispering):
That'll be the 4th time in an hour! You'll have to wait.

Will:
I'm pretty sure you can't do that, sir.

Mr. Gilbert:
If I have reason to believe you're cheating, I can. And I do, so I have. Now get on with your paper. (He walks off in the direction of his desk.)

(The rumbling noises get worse, much deeper.)

Will:
Oh God no. (Loudly, very high-pitched, despairingly after Mr. Gilbert) Phil!

(Mr. Gilbert turns round, looking like thunder. Will looks bloated, more rumbling.)

Will:
(again) Phil!

[Mr. Gilbert walks over to Will's desk, same expression as before. Will's eyes widen, then his face falls as we hear squelching noise. He's obviously shit himself.]

Will:
Oh no. [To Mr. Gilbert] Phil?

Mr. Gilbert:
Oh, Jesus. [He walks over to Will. We hear other students groaning after realizing what's happened.]

Will:
I thought it was a fart, sir. (Very high-pitched) I thought it was safe!

[Mr. Gilbert pulls Will to his feet, with an expression of disgust on his face, and begins leading Will through the tables to the door. Interspersed with shots of 2 girls shaking their heads at Will before returning to their exams.]

Will:
[voiceover, whilst this is happening] In a turn of low points, this was it. Literally, the bottom. And yet as I waddled to the toilet, I felt strangely optimistic. Painful as it may seem, in a way I was free; free to reinvent myself as whatever I wanted. Right after I'd changed my underpants.