Michael: [points at Dwight's stapler inside the Jell-O] What is that?
Dwight: That's my stapler.
Michael: No, no, no! Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world, which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.
Dwight: OK, you know what? [to Ryan] You can be a witness. Can you reprimand him, please?
Jim: [eating cherry Jell-O] How do you know it was me?
Dwight: It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?
Michael: Oooh, discipline. Kinky! [chuckles] Alright, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is that you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.
Dwight: Yeah.
Michael: And yeah. Jim, this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.
Jim: OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.
Michael: [laughs] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.
Ryan: You should've put him in custardy.
Michael: Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.
Dwight: OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.
Michael: Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.
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