The Office, Season 1

Michael:
[points at Dwight's stapler inside the Jell-O] What is that?

Dwight:
That's my stapler.

Michael:
No, no, no! Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world, which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.

Dwight:
OK, you know what? [to Ryan] You can be a witness. Can you reprimand him, please?

Jim:
[eating cherry Jell-O] How do you know it was me?

Dwight:
It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?

Michael:
Oooh, discipline. Kinky! [chuckles] Alright, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is that you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.

Dwight:
Yeah.

Michael:
And yeah. Jim, this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.

Jim:
OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.

Michael:
[laughs] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.

Ryan:
You should've put him in custardy.

Michael:
Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.

Dwight:
OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.

Michael:
Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.