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Pam: Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card? Jim: Oh, great. [reads] "Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy." Oh, that's not good. Phyllis: Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious. Pam: It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache. Jim: Stanley doesn't have a moustache. Pam: Yeah, he does. Oscar: Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache. Pam: Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not? Phyllis: Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't. Pam: Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this! Jim: Okay, the man's worked here for 25 years. How can none of us picture his face? Angela: Because we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business. Pam: Okay, which one of these looks more right? [holds up drawing of Stanley with and without a moustache] Dwight: Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left. Gabe: [bell dings] Guys, that's the elevator. What if it's him? Jim: Okay, quick. Who says moustache? [Pam, Oscar, Dwight, and Creed raise their hands] Dwight: Yep. Jim: Who says no moustache? [Jim, Angela, and Phyllis raise their hands; Gabe enters, hiding Stanley's face] Gabe: [reveals Stanley's moustache] Ah! Ha ha ha! Phyllis: He does have a moustache. Dwight: Yes! Pam: Welcome back, Stanley. [Stanley grunts]

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