Zack: I wanna make fun of Cody before his date, and it's always nice to have backup.
Bob: Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.
Zack: When?
Bob: When I say postponed, I mean dumped!
Zack: She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Hey, Cody! Welcome to the club!
Cody: What club?
Zack: The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.
Bob: That's your idea of gentle?
Zack: Hey, I didn't kick him.
Cody: You're lying.
Bob: I got it directly from the source. Irma told Kim who told Phill who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me... [breathes in for air] It's over.
Cody: But why? What happened?
Bob: She got back together with her camp boyfriend.
Cody: No! Not Joaquin! The one with the 12-speed bike and the puka shell necklace! This is horrible.
Zack: Ok, buddy, this was a tough break, but there are lots of fish in the sea.
Cody: [crying] I don't want a fish... I want I-i-irma!
Zack: Come on, with whiskers like those, she looks like a catfish!
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