The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2

Zack:
I wanna make fun of Cody before his date, and it's always nice to have backup.

Bob:
Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.

Zack:
When?

Bob:
When I say postponed, I mean dumped!

Zack:
She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Hey, Cody! Welcome to the club!

Cody:
What club?

Zack:
The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.

Bob:
That's your idea of gentle?

Zack:
Hey, I didn't kick him.

Cody:
You're lying.

Bob:
I got it directly from the source. Irma told Kim who told Phill who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me... [breathes in for air] It's over.

Cody:
But why? What happened?

Bob:
She got back together with her camp boyfriend.

Cody:
No! Not Joaquin! The one with the 12-speed bike and the puka shell necklace! This is horrible.

Zack:
Ok, buddy, this was a tough break, but there are lots of fish in the sea.

Cody:
[crying] I don't want a fish... I want I-i-irma!

Zack:
Come on, with whiskers like those, she looks like a catfish!