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Paul: Never thought squirrel could be so delicious. Vernon: Nuts are high in protein and fat. Makes for tender flesh. People forget I'm a doctor and I know shit. Hey. Check out his little squirrel dick. You dare me to flick it? Paul: Ugh. Vernon: I didn't know we'd get lost. I was just trying to buy more time. You don't understand. It's a nightmare over there. Becca makes me wear full pajamas so our skins don't touch. Paul: Lindsay may have stabbed me intentionally. Vernon: I only get 20% of the TiVo. And Becca's always erasing my shows "accidentally." I missed all last season of The Librarians. Paul: Lindsay orders takeout for one. One time I took a French fry, and she made me give her a dollar even though it was on my credit card. Vernon: Becca once held my head in the toilet for a minute when I forgot to flush a duke. Paul: Lindsey's cucking me. Vernon: Yeah, no kidding. Paul: No, seriously. That guy I mentioned earlier, Raul, he's her bull. Vernon: What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that's crazy! Jesus, why doesn't anything cool ever happen to me?

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