Doorbell rings. ALF hides behind Willie while Kate answers doorArmy officer: Mrs. Tanner?Kate: Yes, who are you?Army officer: I am Captain Blackstone of the Alien Task Force, an adjunct of Edwards Air Force Base. Have you seen an alien with orange fur, three feet tall, with a big nose?ALF looks at his nose, but it is clear he is the one being describedKate: What would be done to the creature?Army officer: Our usual tests. Intense heat, freezing cold, injections with different toxins, and finally, dissection.Kate: Why don't you just rip its toenails off while you are at it?Army officer: Oh yes, that too. Well, I am going to assume you do not know what I am talking about. Good day, Mrs. Tanner.Kate: Sir, who told you that we saw space aliens?Army officer: I am sorry M'aam but that is classifed information. As such, the informant must remain ochmononek-I mean anonymous.
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