ALF, Season 1

Doorbell rings. ALF hides behind Willie while Kate answers door

Army officer:
Mrs. Tanner?

Kate:
Yes, who are you?

Army officer:
I am Captain Blackstone of the Alien Task Force, an adjunct of Edwards Air Force Base. Have you seen an alien with orange fur, three feet tall, with a big nose?

ALF looks at his nose, but it is clear he is the one being described

Kate:
What would be done to the creature?

Army officer:
Our usual tests. Intense heat, freezing cold, injections with different toxins, and finally, dissection.

Kate:
Why don't you just rip its toenails off while you are at it?

Army officer:
Oh yes, that too. Well, I am going to assume you do not know what I am talking about. Good day, Mrs. Tanner.

Kate:
Sir, who told you that we saw space aliens?

Army officer:
I am sorry M'aam but that is classifed information. As such, the informant must remain ochmononek-I mean anonymous.