[Stan and Francine in the market]Stan: I say Saudi Arabia's the greatest country in the world.Francine: Greatest country in the world?[sings]We packed our bags, we hopped a plane, we left our happy home.Stan: Uh, Francine, singing is kind of illegal here.Francine:The culture seemed a bit insane, but you said, "Hey, when in Rome."Stan: Uh, seriously, Francine, ix-nay on the inging-...Francine:Maybe you've got no reason to complain,But I've got no Y chromosome.[speaks]So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia. Hit it![sings as the music starts]You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man.And when you do, you come home with a butt crack full of sand.No alcohol, no rum and Cokes, and no Dom Perignon.At least a girl can have a smoke.Man: But not on Ramadan.Oh, it's a land of joy, if you are a boy.But if you are a girl, it's the worst place in the world.Stan: Okay, Francine. We get it!Francine: Oh, but I'm just getting started.American girls, we do pilates.Starve ourselves until we're hotties.Why? Because we like our bodies!Check me out, you uptight Saudis![she strips down to her lingere and boots]Oh, it's so awfully grand...Stan: Come on, Francine, stop singing.Francine: If you are a man.Stan: I'm only backup singing.Francine: If you don't take me home soon, Stan, I think I'm gonna hurl!It's the worst place in the world!Stan: I started this point system, and she's way behind.Francine: I only want to see the world, explore, and socialize.But in this town, I can't so much as look at other guys!Cause if I did they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress.I'd bet my last riyal you fellas won't approve of this!Who wants a kiss?
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