American Dad!, Season 1

[Stan and Francine in the market]

Stan:
I say Saudi Arabia's the greatest country in the world.

Francine:
Greatest country in the world?

[sings]

We packed our bags, we hopped a plane, we left our happy home.

Stan:
Uh, Francine, singing is kind of illegal here.

Francine:

The culture seemed a bit insane, but you said, "Hey, when in Rome."

Stan:
Uh, seriously, Francine, ix-nay on the inging-...

Francine:

Maybe you've got no reason to complain,

But I've got no Y chromosome.

[speaks]

So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia. Hit it!

[sings as the music starts]

You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man.

And when you do, you come home with a butt crack full of sand.

No alcohol, no rum and Cokes, and no Dom Perignon.

At least a girl can have a smoke.

Man:
But not on Ramadan.

Oh, it's a land of joy, if you are a boy.

But if you are a girl, it's the worst place in the world.

Stan:
Okay, Francine. We get it!

Francine:
Oh, but I'm just getting started.

American girls, we do pilates.

Starve ourselves until we're hotties.

Why? Because we like our bodies!

Check me out, you uptight Saudis!

[she strips down to her lingere and boots]

Oh, it's so awfully grand...

Stan:
Come on, Francine, stop singing.

Francine:
If you are a man.

Stan:
I'm only backup singing.

Francine:
If you don't take me home soon, Stan, I think I'm gonna hurl!

It's the worst place in the world!

Stan:
I started this point system, and she's way behind.

Francine:
I only want to see the world, explore, and socialize.

But in this town, I can't so much as look at other guys!

Cause if I did they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress.

I'd bet my last riyal you fellas won't approve of this!

Who wants a kiss?