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[Francine is preparing to kill George Clooney with an axe]Francine: Well, I'd better run. George Clooney's head is about to have a big opening weekend.Stan: Wait! I've gone along with you on this whole thing, no questions asked, but now I've gotta know. What the hell, Francine? What is this really about? I mean, I hate Susan Sarandon, but you don't see me cutting off my hand. I just cut my hair different for a while.Francine: What is this about? Just look at that f***er with cucumbers on his eyes! Not a care in the world. No making school lunches, no grocery shopping, no cleaning the house, no one depending on him all the time!Stan: Oh, God. This isn't about some unfulfilled dream. You're having a midlife crisis and you're taking it out on a future senator from California!Francine: Midlife crisis? Wait. Future senator? Oh, I will f***ing chop his head in two!Stan: Francine, don't you see? Sure, Clooney has no cares, no one that depends on him, but... he has no one that depends on him. But you, you have a family: A son, a daughter...Francine: ...and a husband who took a sabbatical from work, moved to Prague, and hired mercenaries to help his wife seduce another man! You probably would have let me sleep with him.Stan: Of course! I assumed you did![both laugh]Francine: I'm the luckiest girl in the world.[both turn to Clooney]Francine: You know, I actually feel sorry for him. He'll never know this kind of happiness. Let's go home.

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