Rachel: Ross, don't forget to take a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.Ross: Sure.Rachel: [to Monica] You're going to love this cake! I got from from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's!Monica: That place has the creamiest frosting! I used to hitchhike there when I was a kid!Rachel: Well, they make make these great novelty cakes in different shapes; and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!Monica: Did you do a picture of Emma?Rachel: On a cake shaped like a bunny!Ross: Does this bakery by any chance bake erotic cakes, for bachelorette parties?Rachel: What are you talking? -OH, MY...! They put my baby's face on a penis![Everyone rushes to see the cake.]Phoebe: Now it's a party!Rachel: This is not funny! If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!Joey: Is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?Judy: Jack, look at this!Jack: I know what you're thinking! The resemblance is uncanny![Everyone turns to look at Ross]Ross: [angry] I am THIS close to tugging on my testicles again!!Rachel: [on the phone] No, this is NOT what I ordered! I drove to New Jersey to get my daughter a cake for her birthday and I need a bunny cake right now!Ross: Ask them if it would be faster to cut the baby's face off the penis and put it on the bunny. [to himself] That is a weird sentence.Rachel: [on the phone with the bakery] Oh, believe you me, I am going to bring this cake back. I don't even want it in my home... JOEY, DON'T TOUCH IT!Joey: I'm so confused!Rachel: I still want my daughter's face on a cake, but a bunny cake! Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!Chandler: To be fair, this one does have nuts.
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