Friends, Season 10

Rachel:
Ross, don't forget to take a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.

Ross:
Sure.

Rachel:
[to Monica] You're going to love this cake! I got from from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's!

Monica:
That place has the creamiest frosting! I used to hitchhike there when I was a kid!

Rachel:
Well, they make make these great novelty cakes in different shapes; and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!

Monica:
Did you do a picture of Emma?

Rachel:
On a cake shaped like a bunny!

Ross:
Does this bakery by any chance bake erotic cakes, for bachelorette parties?

Rachel:
What are you talking? -OH, MY...! They put my baby's face on a penis!

[Everyone rushes to see the cake.]

Phoebe:
Now it's a party!

Rachel:
This is not funny! If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!

Joey:
Is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?

Judy:
Jack, look at this!

Jack:
I know what you're thinking! The resemblance is uncanny!

[Everyone turns to look at Ross]

Ross:
[angry] I am THIS close to tugging on my testicles again!!

Rachel:
[on the phone] No, this is NOT what I ordered! I drove to New Jersey to get my daughter a cake for her birthday and I need a bunny cake right now!

Ross:
Ask them if it would be faster to cut the baby's face off the penis and put it on the bunny. [to himself] That is a weird sentence.

Rachel:
[on the phone with the bakery] Oh, believe you me, I am going to bring this cake back. I don't even want it in my home... JOEY, DON'T TOUCH IT!

Joey:
I'm so confused!

Rachel:
I still want my daughter's face on a cake, but a bunny cake! Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!

Chandler:
To be fair, this one does have nuts.